NEW • WIL • ORDER

DOOZIE

2011-10-03T16:15:00.000-04:00

HAULIN' ASS

2011-09-28T16:20:00.001-04:00

BARBOT LUV U LONGTIME, JOE!

2011-06-11T21:50:00.000-04:00

SECRET HEADQUARTERS . . .

2011-05-17T19:40:00.000-04:00

ZEPPELIN ABDUCTION

2011-04-04T16:20:00.000-04:00

BURLESQUE POLE DANCE

2011-03-28T10:00:00.000-04:00

CLICK IMAGE BELOW TO VIEW ANIMATION:

UPDATED 2/20 @ 11PM

2011-02-20T23:45:00.002-05:00

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F.U. MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE

2010-08-26T13:45:00.016-04:00

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"Karl"

2010-08-03T22:30:00.010-04:00

Smoke This

2010-06-12T00:28:00.007-04:00

Listen to the Voices

2010-06-01T16:17:00.006-04:00

Just sort of a weird experiment.

Coloring in Photoshop without inking it first.

...and they said it couldn't be done.

2010-05-29T14:55:00.007-04:00

THE DUALITY OF MAN

2010-01-22T13:05:00.004-05:00

DOODLE DUMP

2010-01-12T16:53:00.005-05:00

PHONE DOODLES

2010-01-11T17:02:00.011-05:00

"Smelly Pussy"

"Ernest"

"Ms. Flacidonna Porkenstein"

MEMORY LANE

2009-12-22T15:44:00.011-05:00

One from the vault, circa 1991 or so:

"BACK" 2 WOIK

2009-10-03T13:50:00.015-04:00

Patriotic Scientific Americans, CARL and KARL,

race to subvert our evil government.

GODSPEED, BRAVE HEROES!!!

"ATOMIC BATTERIES TO POWER, TURBINES TO SPEED."

2009-09-26T14:27:00.008-04:00

SLOPPY, LOP-SIDED HEAD

2009-09-07T20:32:00.008-04:00

DANCE... DANCE... DANCE... DANCE!

2009-09-07T16:15:00.009-04:00

JOY RIDE

2009-08-27T18:08:00.004-04:00

PEEK-A-BOO!

2009-08-05T16:44:00.006-04:00

Red-blooded, All-American boy pays a surprise visit to a would-be captor:

DEMOCRACY'S FINEST SON

2009-01-17T11:14:00.011-05:00

...that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

- Abraham Lincoln

DOGS OF WAR

2009-01-11T00:27:00.016-05:00

The obligatory bar scene from New World Order.
It's all fun & games until somebody puts an eye out.
...or until the Nazis crash the party.

FIREDOGS II LAYOUT

2009-01-03T22:26:00.006-05:00

A layout I did from the "Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon" episode, "Firedogs II."

This was the last of 3 episodes that aired before Spike TV pulled the plug.

It starred Ralph Bakshi (as himself) as the fire chief.

A Prayer of Thanksgiving

2008-11-24T23:47:00.005-05:00

Sorry for the lack of actual artwork posts lately. When my last job ended, I decided to take a much needed & well deserved break after many, many years of busting my ass working for a bunch of worthless pricks. Basically, I've spent last year or so just hanging out with my son & I don't regret any of it for a second. It's been a far more rewarding use of my time.

When I first started this blog, I had just begun working on New World Order. The past year has been slow going but I've still managed to get a good amount of work done on it in my admittedly minimal spare time.

Lately, I've been getting concerned that people had lost interest. (Understandable, considering the absence of production updates.) So, a couple of days ago, I installed a counter on the blog. It turns out that there really are still quite a few of you checking in here after all. Thanks, again, for your patience & interest.

In the mean time, let's reflect on all that we have to be thankful for, shall we?

Death to China

2007-04-21T03:30:00.002-04:00

Hey Comrades...

Did you know that Communist China has taken over EVERYTHING? That includes Blogger (via Google).

Here's an interesting bit of trivia: the heathen Red Chinese use their pinky finger to say "F.U.", instead of their middle finger (the way God intended it).

THANKS, I NEEDED THAT!

2007-02-24T07:17:00.004-05:00

TRAIN SKETCHES

2007-01-19T12:33:00.000-05:00

A New Year, a new job...

My train ride into Manhattan takes about an hour. Some people pass the time by reading a book, some listen to compressed music on their iPods, some stare out the window like zombies.

I draw...

JIM SMITH PERSPECTIVE

2006-11-15T09:33:00.001-05:00

The following images are from the same video game that the Eddie Fitzgerald drawings were from (see below). They were drawn by Jim Smith & inked by Your's truly. I always liked inking Jim's stuff. The guy can draw anything - cartoony, realistic, whatever. He's also one hell of a nice guy.

How to raise a REAL MAN

2006-11-14T07:35:00.001-05:00

Step 1.):
First, inspect the infant to ensure that it a "Masculine Child"...

Step 2.):
Offer the boy a variety of females:

Step 3.):
NEVER SHOW A CHILD ANY CARTOON MADE FOR TELEVISION - EVER!

(*Exceptions to this rule should be obvious, i.e.; Ren & Stimpy, Mighty Mouse, & Spongebob... ;)

They are ALL part of a vast conspiracy to "pussify" men.
Acceptable cartoons all pre-date television and include theatrical shorts
made by Warner Bros., MGM, Terrytoons, Walter Lantz, Disney, etc.

*For boys, Fleischers' cartoons are, of course, preferable...

BACK IN THE SADDLE

2006-09-30T11:30:00.000-04:00

Well, it's been quite a while since I posted anything non-baby related. Thanks if you're one of the patient people who've been checking in from time to time.

It's Saturday morning at 11:30 as I write this. My usual Saturday morning routine is to flip through 500 channels of shit, looking for Bugs Bunny or Popeye, etc. Of course, I never find them. It's never long before I give up and check out some of the new "cartoons". It takes even less time for me to get disgusted & pop in a video tape or DVD of REAL CARTOONS.

Last week it was Fleischers' Superman, today it's Bob Clampett.

Watching REAL CARTOONS makes me happy and sad at the same time. On the one hand, they're AMAZING! On the other hand, NOTHING being made today is.

At my day job, I try to force myself to forget about REAL CARTOONS. What is my day job? Well, officially, I'm the director of a Flash animated childrens' educational program (notice I didn't call it a "cartoon"). What I REALLY am, however, is a PROFESSIONAL TURD POLISHER.

My only consolation is the fact that it will soon be over & I can get back to working on my own stuff.

In the meantime, I promised to post some Jim Smith stuff, some new NWO stuff, and a couple of other things. Our new baby is getting settled into something like a routine now, so I'll be able to get back to doing this blog thing on a more regular basis again.

Thanks for waiting...

It Has Emerged!

2006-08-18T17:57:00.001-04:00

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN BRANCA

"FRITZ"

Born August 14 @ 11:36 A.M.

Looking for Animators

2006-07-06T05:28:00.000-04:00

I'm looking for a few good Cartoon Animators who know Flash to work on a kids' TV show.

If you, or someone you know, is in the NYC area and looking for work, please let me know...

* NEW LIP-SYNCH

2006-04-05T23:05:00.004-04:00

The last of the lip-synch is done.

Now the only things left are a couple of blinks &
a few in-betweens, then it's on to the next scene...

* MOTHER FUCKER

2006-04-05T00:19:00.000-04:00

Today Linda & I went for the big Ultrasound
appointment to find out the gender of our baby.

IT'S A BOY!

Actually, it's a foot...

...attached to a translucent head
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

But that's okay...

Looks like we can rule out "Annabella" as a potential name.
At first we considered "Fritz" but have since decided against giving the poor little guy any name that rhymes with shits...

I liked Brock's idea about naming him "Spanky Branca" but somehow I doubt that'll make the cut, either.

So, what do you think?
Should it be Max Branca? Marlon Branca? George Liquor Branca?

Help us out - suggest a name & maybe you'll win a prize!

* NEW REVISION 3/28

2006-03-28T00:18:00.001-05:00

N E W
W O R L D
O R D E R

Don't forget your rubbers, kiddies, it's a hard rain's a gonna fall...

INKS

2006-03-15T12:37:00.006-05:00

The first time I met Eddie Fitzgerald, he asked me who some of my influences were. I told him he was one of them. Then he slapped me in the face with his enormous pecker.

After that, he drew some characters for a video game we did at Spumco & I had the honor of inking them:

NWO TEST 3/9

2006-03-09T18:20:00.002-05:00

Now with
DIALOGUE...

And Now For Something COMPLETELY Different...

2006-02-24T03:03:00.000-05:00

I'M PREGNANT!

Yes, it's true!

My beautiful bride of 15 years has finally consented to accept my seed!!!

Looky here...

That's "it's" backside up there - nice SPINE, Junior!

And above is a profile. Awwww... just like in "2001: A Space Odyssey".

And here's it's cute, little, smiling face!

"Ren & Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon" Layouts 1

2006-02-17T11:14:00.000-05:00

Today's posts are all from the "Ren & Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon" episodes "Altruists" and "Stimpy's Pregnant". I believe that, along with "Naked Beach Frenzy" and "Life Sucks", these episodes never aired.

"Onward and Upward" was the first episode, followed by "Firedogs II", starring Ralph Bakshi as himself. It featured a live action intro by Ralph that I still think was one of the funniest goddamn things I've ever seen on television. If you've never seen Ralph introduce a cartoon with chunks of his own puke stuck to his face - well, you just haven't lived.

My favorite of the aired episodes was "Ren Seeks Help".

My favorite episode out of all of them (aired and unaired) is "Naked Beach Frenzy", while "Altruists" is my second favorite.

I can't wait for the UNCUT DVD! In the meantime, I hope you enjoy these pics.

Thanks are due Vincent Waller and Fred Osmond for all of their considerable help - Thanks guys!

The first 2 sets are from "Altruists" and the second 2 sets are from "Stimpy's Pregnant".

"Ren & Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon" Layouts 2

2006-02-17T11:04:00.000-05:00

"Ren & Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon" Layouts 3

2006-02-17T10:15:00.000-05:00

This series of images are layouts I did for the "Stimpy's Pregnant" episode of "Ren & Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon".

"Ren & Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon" Layouts 4

2006-02-17T09:56:00.000-05:00